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The Cafeteria War: Part I..... An R.L. Mathewson Chronicle

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The Cafeteria War

Part I

An R.L. Mathewson Chronicle

            “Sebastian?”

            Johnny sighed heavily as he reached over and took the piece of paper from his mother. “This isn’t necessary,” he said, glancing over the five-page document.

            “It’s very necessary,” his father said, holding out a pen. “Sign it.”

            Sebastian reached over and took the papers out of his hand and looked down at them. “You know that they can’t legally enforce any of this, don’t you?” Sebastian asked with a sigh.

            “Sign. It,” their father stressed, glaring down at them. “We’ve waited five months for them to let you back in school and you’re going.”

            “It’s a form of discrimination,” he felt obligated to point out, but judging by the way that his father shifted that glare right back on him, the man simply didn’t care.

            “They won’t let you attend school until you both sign it,” their mother said as she frowned down at the weird blue blob things in the pan.

            For a moment, he considered asking her what she was cooking, but decided against it since it would only give him nightmares. Instead, he held the document between him and his brother and struggled not to laugh at the list of rules that the School Department and City Council had come up with for them. A lot of the rules were pretty stupid, but a few of them actually sounded like fun. He made a mental note of the ones that they were going to have to try later and reluctantly signed the document. After a slight hesitation, Sebastian took the pen from him and signed it as well.

            “Can we go now?” he asked, handing the document back to his father.

            “Don’t you want breakfast?” Mom asked, holding up a plate stacked high with whatever that blue stuff was, looking hopeful.

            “No, umm, that’s okay, Mom. We’re not that hungry,” Sebastian said, shooting him a nervous glance.

            “But, it’s your first day of middle school. It’s a big day,” Mom said, worrying her bottom lip as she glanced back down at the plate of-

            Did that blue stuff just move?

            Swallowing nervously, he shot his father a look to find him standing there, staring down at the plate and looking terrified. “The boys are probably too excited to eat,” his father said, swallowing nervously as he gestured for them to grab their bags and go.

            Mom sighed heavily. “You’re probably right.”

            “They’ll be fine,” Dad promised as he leaned down and quickly kissed Mom while they grabbed their bags and backed up towards the back door, trying not to make any sudden movements that would draw their mother’s attention.

            Before she could do something like offer to pack the blue stuff in their lunch bags, they turned around and made a run for it and they didn’t stop running until they were safely in the backseat of their father’s SUV. When Dad walked out of the house a few minutes later, carrying a brown paper bag that was slowly turning blue, they realized that their father hadn’t been so lucky.

            “I think we have just enough time to stop for donuts before we meet with your new principal,” Dad said as he leaned over and grabbed one of the trash bags that he kept hidden beneath the passenger seat and dumped the terrifying bag inside.

            “Thanks, Dad,” he said as he sat back as he stared out the window, wondering just how bad this was going to be.

*-*-*-*

            Very bad as it turned out….

            “Class, please give a warm welcome to the new students that I told you about last week, Sebastian and Johnny Bradford,” Mrs. Thompson said with a large smile that looked practiced as she gestured to the two of them.

            When the students just stared at them, Mrs. Thompson cleared her throat in an attempt to break the awkward silence. “Perhaps Johnny and Sebastian, you’d like to tell the class something about yourselves?”

            “No,” Sebastian simply said as Johnny walked past the teacher, pausing only long enough to grab one of the chemistry textbooks off her desk and headed towards the back of the class.

            “They don’t look nine,” one of girls whispered while the rest of the class continued to watch their every move until Mrs. Thompson cleared her throat and drew their attention back to the front of the class.

            “Please open your books to chapter three.”

            “I should have offered to pay mom to continue homeschooling us,” Sebastian grumbled as he opened his book.

            “I offered her twenty bucks a week,” he muttered, turning to chapter three and barely resisting the urge to roll his eyes. They were only up to the basics of the Periodic Table.

            “And she didn’t take it?” Sebastian asked with a frown.

            “Nope,” he said, making the word pop on a sigh, wondering if it was possible to die from boredom, something that he was sure that he was going to find out soon.

            “Gold digger,” Sebastian said with a shake of his head, making Johnny chuckle as he reached into his bag and pulled out the leather-bond journal that Grandma Blaine had given him.

            “What time’s lunch?” he asked, wishing that he hadn’t turned down his father’s offer to buy muffins this morning.

            “Not soon enough,” Sebastian said, pulling out-

            “Isn’t that Uncle Jared’s iPhone?” he asked, glancing up in time to see Mrs. Thompson explain that each element was numbered.

            “Yeah,” Sebastian said, bypassing the security code and broke into the phone. “I needed it and Dad is refusing to buy me one. I just needed it to keep an eye on a stock that I’m interested in. I’ll give it back to him tonight.”

            “The tech stock?” he asked, as he turned back a few pages to read through what he’d written last night.

            “Yeah, it’s a startup, but they have a firm grasp on light-weight alloy metal conductors that look promising.”

            “Do you need to borrow my stash?” he asked, risking another glance up and rolling his eyes when he realized that Mrs. Thompson was now trying to explain the difference between a solid and a gas.

            “They should have placed us in the advanced class,” Sebastian pointed out with a snort of disgust, voicing his thoughts exactly.

            “No kidding,” he said, shaking his head as he returned his attention to the story he was working on.

            “How much do you have saved?”

            “A hundred a fifty,” he said, crossing out a section that wasn’t working in his story.

            “You still saving up for an iPad?”

            “Yeah.”

            “Then save it. I’ll find another way to buy this stock.”

            “Do you think that we’ll have any classes with Cole this year?” he asked, hoping that they’d have at least one class with their cousin.

            Sebastian shrugged. “If we don’t, we can always break into the system and fix that.”

            “True,” he murmured in agreement, wondering if they shouldn’t just go ahead and do that anyway so they could switch out of this class.

            “Would someone like to volunteer to help me demonstrate how to turn this ice cube from a solid to a gas?”

            He looked up just as Mrs. Thompson was turning on a Bunsen burner and smiled. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw his brother raise his hand.

            “We would love to help, Mrs. Thompson,” he said, already getting to his feet as he considered several different ways to make this experiment more interesting.

 

 © Rerum Industries, 2014. All Rights Reserved.

 

Please let me know what you think of the first mini-Bradford Chronicle 🙂

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55 Responses to The Cafeteria War: Part I….. An R.L. Mathewson Chronicle

  1. Danielle Sorensen January 4, 2015 at 10:11 am

    loved it!!! Although Trevor’s kids scary me can’t wait to see what they do next

    Reply
  2. Vicky January 4, 2015 at 10:14 am

    Love it. Hope there will be more stories about/with them 😀

    Reply
  3. Bridget January 4, 2015 at 10:15 am

    More, more, more. I am seriously hooked on these chronicles.

    Reply
  4. Marcia Carver January 4, 2015 at 10:16 am

    Oh this is gonna be good. Love the mini Bradfords

    Reply
  5. Katy Otter January 4, 2015 at 10:19 am

    I neeeeeed more please please please xxxx I love that the kids are getting their own stories x

    Reply
  6. Cath B January 4, 2015 at 10:21 am

    OMG these kids are brilliant…. I’d buy them the Ipad myself 🙂

    Reply
  7. Kirsty campbell January 4, 2015 at 10:23 am

    love these 2 they make me laugh so much great chronicle

    Reply
  8. Elizabeth January 4, 2015 at 10:24 am

    Please i need more…. you are amazing. I love the mini Bradford I Need More.

    Reply
  9. Laura Rose January 4, 2015 at 10:30 am

    God I love these kids! I am thankful they aren’t mine thought lol

    Reply
  10. Kat Hook January 4, 2015 at 10:30 am

    I’m loving that we’re getting onto the kids now! Roll on the next NFH xxx.

    Reply
  11. Cilicia White January 4, 2015 at 10:35 am

    Those kids scare me, but I love them!!

    Reply
  12. Christina January 4, 2015 at 10:39 am

    I would love it if the kids got there own book that would be to funny
    This is amazing! !!

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  13. annie January 4, 2015 at 10:41 am

    Is this going to be a part of another chronicles series? I bought the first chronicles book and love it! hopefully this is gonna be book 2!!! thank you again for writing these amazing stories!!

    Reply
  14. Shirley January 4, 2015 at 10:42 am

    I like the series it’s from the kids point I love that keep um coming please.

    Reply
  15. Amber January 4, 2015 at 10:43 am

    Ohhhh I love those boys!!! They are so smart and again up to no good lol …. Jason and Haley have their hands full!!! 🙂

    Reply
  16. Laura January 4, 2015 at 10:55 am

    OMG…love the little Bradfords…hoping they get their own books.

    Reply
  17. natisha January 4, 2015 at 10:57 am

    Yesssss I’m already weak with laughter. More please.

    Reply
  18. Alicia January 4, 2015 at 11:07 am

    Wait, did I miss a post? Are we getting into the mind of those adorable little monsters??? Yay! I can’t wait to see what they do to poor Mrs Thompson!

    Reply
  19. Tootx January 4, 2015 at 11:15 am

    oh boy these twins are a mess!!! I can’t wait for more! I love the Bradfords!!

    Reply
  20. Marissa January 4, 2015 at 11:25 am

    Love it! Can’t wait for more

    Reply
  21. Nicki E. January 4, 2015 at 11:34 am

    I’m a little terrified of the mini Bradford’s and a lot in love with them. I seriously need more of them.

    Reply
  22. Sandy January 4, 2015 at 11:46 am

    I love the Chronicles! These Bradford kids are a little scary!

    Reply
  23. KayKay January 4, 2015 at 12:03 pm

    I love Trevor and Zoe’s story the most out of the NFH. Reading this one short chronicle I can tell I’m going to love their kids’ even more! Thank you!

    Reply
  24. Kim Baides January 4, 2015 at 12:27 pm

    I just read the latest Chronicle, Cafeteria Wars….. Knowing your work this should be fun… Thank you for these they always give me a good laugh on Sundays. Keep up the great work. Kim

    Reply
  25. Jessica January 4, 2015 at 12:41 pm

    I can’t wait until they grow up and read their stories then! They’re hilarious!!

    Reply
  26. Nathalie January 4, 2015 at 12:47 pm

    Such a tease! In the Best way ever though. Yes please write more!!

    Reply
  27. Adeola January 4, 2015 at 12:51 pm

    More please Trevor and Zoe’s kid’s make me laugh very hard.

    Reply
  28. Christy January 4, 2015 at 12:53 pm

    i haven’t met a Bradford yet that I didn’t love!

    Reply
  29. Tracy M January 4, 2015 at 1:30 pm

    Good to see into the heads of the little Bradfords – or should I say terrifying?!?! 😉
    Looking forward to more of the kids shenanigans!!!!

    Reply
  30. Diana January 4, 2015 at 1:47 pm

    I really enjoyed this!!!! I hope they’re going to continue!!!!

    Reply
  31. Monica January 4, 2015 at 1:51 pm

    These kids scare the ever living crap out of me but I love them!!!! Keep them coming!

    Reply
  32. Danielle January 4, 2015 at 1:58 pm

    I love the little Bradfords, but they’re scary. Seriously. Can we read more of them?

    Reply
  33. Martha January 4, 2015 at 2:12 pm

    I love it, mini Bradfords, class room , buns en burner, looks like trouble ahead!! How funny.

    Reply
  34. sarah January 4, 2015 at 2:34 pm

    Scary but hilarious!!! I’d love to read more!!

    Reply
  35. sammy January 4, 2015 at 3:52 pm

    Love it! I love you’re chronicles, they always put a smile on my face, ready for Monday morning, and give me something to look forward to on a Sunday

    Reply
  36. jamie January 4, 2015 at 5:42 pm

    As a chem geek, I am very nervous on what could happened. I have turned a part of my palm orange, accidently burned off part of my thumb print (it wasn’t a full burn so it grew back- but it hurt). To make matters worse, I have heard of someone in the lab using a vaccum pump with the wrong glassware (this caused the glass to explode and shatter inside a fume hood).

    Chem geeks are ridiculous.

    I guess it is too much to ask for the twins to put mentos into a 2L soda and watch it explode into a soda volcano.

    Reply
  37. sherri January 4, 2015 at 5:57 pm

    I cannot wait for these two to become teenagers and watch them terrorize the high school girls. Twin pranksters are never ending fun! How are Jessica and Matthew surviving these two as older siblings? I would be terrified to see all of the Bradford cousins in the same school. Oh it would burn in one day.

    Reply
  38. Lynn Latimer January 4, 2015 at 9:21 pm

    Oh man those two in the same class has disaster written all over it. Keep them coming love it! !

    Reply
  39. Barb Kiser January 5, 2015 at 2:19 am

    They frighten me…..lmao

    Reply
  40. sue Dayoub January 5, 2015 at 5:40 am

    scarey but so funny love them

    Reply
  41. Ritika Rao January 5, 2015 at 9:15 am

    Loved it! Please keep ’em coming!! They’re great! 🙂
    Can’t wait to read more about the little devils! 😀

    Reply
  42. stef Stimson January 5, 2015 at 3:07 pm

    Love the tiny bradfords and love these
    Chronicles. More more more.

    Reply
  43. Sieera Kive January 5, 2015 at 8:56 pm

    I totally really LOVE IT!!!
    I can’t believe the twin goes to middle school already.
    Pretty please continue this chronicles…. 😉

    Reply
  44. Christina Rizzo January 6, 2015 at 10:05 am

    I love the kids. Can’t wait for more.

    Reply
  45. Diana McAdams January 6, 2015 at 6:14 pm

    I love these boys, can’t wait for more.

    Reply
  46. Susanne January 7, 2015 at 6:59 am

    OMG!!! These kids are REALLY scary!! Love that they are genius though!!! These are great!! Luv the Bradford clan!!

    Reply
  47. Ellen January 7, 2015 at 8:23 am

    Can’t wait to see what the little, or not so little, munsters will do. Reminds me of some shenanigans from high school and college science classes. Please keep writing about them. What are their younger siblings up to?

    Reply
  48. Elizabeth January 8, 2015 at 2:52 pm

    Thank you for bringing the Brandford family into my life! Keep them coming!

    Reply
  49. Tara January 8, 2015 at 7:06 pm

    The Bradfords of all ages are sooooooooo funny!! Love the kids, they do seem a little scary too!

    Reply
  50. Tiana January 8, 2015 at 7:35 pm

    I want more I reading these bradfords books keep me will entertain. When the book coming out.

    Reply
  51. Jasmin January 10, 2015 at 6:20 pm

    They are hysterical!!! No wonder everyone is so terrified by them!

    Reply
  52. Marcia January 12, 2015 at 12:23 pm

    I absolutely love Sebastian and Johnny!! Trevor and Zoe’s kids are scary!! And just think, Trevor was worried about them having dyslexia. OMG!!

    Reply
  53. carin January 23, 2015 at 8:07 pm

    OmG, these “Brat-fords” are soooooo cute. I appreciate to read more of them, about their growing up with their cousins….. Perhaps watching them also being “a neighbor Form hell” as adults and finding their match………

    Reply
  54. Gina W January 24, 2015 at 10:48 am

    I love this Family!! These 2 sound like their gonna give the teacher a run for her money. Cant wait to read more!

    Reply
  55. Kamey November 2, 2015 at 11:07 pm

    Totally Awesome…

    Love it!!!!!!

    Reply

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