Chronicles
A Neighbor from Hell Easter
“Mmmm, these brownies are so good,” Trevor said, making sure to add a little groan there at the end just to piss his uncle off more as he sat there, with kids hanging all over him, forcing him to stay where he was and not allowing him to get up and strangle them.
“Delicious,” Jason added as he took a big bite of his brownie and matched Trevor’s groan with one of his own as Uncle Jared sat there, turning an interesting shade of red and looking as though he wanted to hurt them for some odd… Read More
Fated….is out now! (Excerpt included)
Oh, my God, don’t look, she chanted over and over in her head as she stood there, holding her hand over the kitchen sink while she waited for the bleeding to stop and her hand to mend.
It was just a matter of time, she reminded herself, thankful that she was an Alpha instead of regular Pack since she was able to harness her strength and healing abilities to fix her hand so that she wouldn’t have to endure the sight of her blood or a trip to the hospital for-
She gagged, biting it back just in time as the… Read More
Basic Fire Arms Course for Overly Determined Pregnant Women: Part II
Oh, God…
This was so freaking boring, Jamie managed to form that thought as she struggled to keep her eyes open, determined to make it through this class. She wanted to take this class, because…because…
“Tired, sweetheart?” Nick asked with a glare that she was used to by now as he sat next to her, watching as she struggled to make it through this incredibly boring class.
She would make… Read More
Basic Fire Arms Course for Overly Determined Pregnant Women
“Please tell me that you’re kidding me,” Nick said, unable to stop staring at the sign that very well might be the premonition of his impending death.
“Thanks for the ride!” his very excited and very pregnant wife said, practically bouncing with joy as she unbuckled her seatbelt and carefully removed the belt over her large stomach, leaned over, planted a big kiss on his stunned cheek, threw open her car door and after several valiant tries, finally managed to get out of the car with her large round stomach leading the way.
Hoping that this was a nightmare, a joke… Read More
A Trip to the Hardware Store: Part V
There was another heavy sigh while Darrin stood there, leaning back against the wall and gestured to the crazed duo fighting over what had once been a whicker basket or some piece of shit decoration that he just really didn’t give a flying fuck about.
“Would someone please do something before they destroy the entire store?” the manager demanded, but Reese noticed that the bastard hugging his arm to his chest wasn’t manning up and going in for a second attempt to break this up.
“What would you suggest?” Reese asked dryly as he leaned back against the wall near his… Read More
A Trip to the Hardware: Part IV
“What are we here to get again?” Haley absently asked as her eyes locked on the cute Disney lawn statues that she’d ever seen.
“Umm, I think it was bulbs or something,” Zoe said from right beside her as her attention was drawn to Bambi and Thumper, who would most likely be decorating one of their lawns by the end of the day.
If Haley had her way, it would be hers,… Read More
A Valentine’s Day Sampler-Multiple Chronicles
Valentine’s Day Special Sampler
An R.L. Mathewson Chronicle
A Hollywood Heart’s Valentine…
“Can I help you, sir?” the sales woman that he’d been praying wouldn’t notice him asked as she walked over to join him.
Ducking his head and berating himself for being a fucking moron, Edward rubbed the back of his neck as he shot a quick glance towards the exit, wondering if he could make it there before-
“Oh my God! Are you Edward Pierce?” the woman squealed.
Great.
Just fucking… Read More
A Trip to the Hardware Store: Part III
“How exactly is this supposed to guarantee that we never have to worry about running boring man-type errands again?” Zoe had to ask as she parked the car in front of what she liked to deem, “One of those stores on hell put here on earth just to torment women and bore them to death.”
Haley rolled her eyes and shook her head as though it really should be more than obvious why they were there. “This is the ultimate insult to men,” Haley announced with a self-satisfied sigh as Zoe just sat there, blinking at the blue and white… Read More
Excerpt from one of the Anger Management Novels
Carly pulled the lollipop out of her mouth with a soft “plop” as she leaned forward to whisper to the woman who was a cross between Mary Poppins and the Pillsbury Dough Boy. “Is she making you nervous?”
The Mary Poppins/Pillsbury Dough Boy straightened to her impressive height of five-foot-one and with a huff, put her nose up in the air as she pointedly ignored Carly. Not that Carly could blame the woman. With the insane amount of money that was being offered for this particular job she was willing to overlook the fact that their potential employer, a woman… Read More